SOUNDS

Here is my ultimate sound page! I have Monty Python sounds and some sounds from Mel Brooks films and Simpsons and Misc..

MONTY PYTHON

1. "Every time i try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy"
2. "all right all right, we'll kill him first then have tea and biscuits"
3. "and now for something completely different"
4. "I fart in general direction"
5. "Im french, why do you think i have this outrageous accent..."
6. "I blow my nose at you so called king..."
7. "Oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it though mayest blow thy enemy into tiny bits in you mercy"
8. Intermission
9. "we are the knights who say...NI!"
10. Monks
11. "I'm not dead!"
12. "you will give us all a good spanking"
13. "now go away or I shall have to taunt you a second time"
14. "Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!" "yes I have" "look!" "It's only a flesh wound"

MEL BROOKS

1. "No no dont do that, If you shoot him you'll just make him mad"
2. "The lord has given unto you these fifteen...oy... ten commandments..."
3. "my majesty, you look like the piss boy!" "And you look like a bucket of sh*t!"
4. "Why didnt someone tell me my ass was so big!"
5. "Ah buckle this!"
6. "What's the matter colonel Sanders? Chicken?"
7. "We're not just doing this for money... we're doing this for a shit load of money!"

SIMPSONS

1. "Marge! Someone broke the toilet!"
2. "You are one fine lookin woman! If I werent married, I'd go out with you like that!..."
3. "Hi every body!"
4. "Thank you come again"
5. "As a representitive of planet earth, let me be the first to say..."
6. "And may I say, may the force be with you." "Do you even know who I am?" "I think I do... Where'nt you one of the little rascals?"
7. "... Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney"

MISC.

1. "See the USA in your Chevrolet"
2. Doboy laugh
3. Super Mario World end level sound
4. Tim Allens laugh
5. Lost in space "Warning Warning"
6. Cat Food comercial "Meow Moew Moew Moew Moew Moew..."
7. Toy Story "Your mocking me are'nt you?"
8. "He's a very strange young man" "He's an idiot, comes from upbringing, his parents are probably idiots too"
9. "I going to make him an offer he can not refuse"
10. "Hello good citizen, my name is batman. You can be my assistant"
11. Twilight Zone theme music